it’s a sad time when your husband’s boobs are more impressive than yours.
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
i wish my parents pushed me into becoming a teen pop sensation so i could be partying with Rihanna instead of worrying about my grades
reasons to date me
- i’ll want to hang out all the time
- i’ll tell lots of terrible jokes
- i’ll always want to share your food
- i’ll text you 24/7
reasons not to date me
- see above
started writing my essay
i didn’t spend an hour drawing this for 17 notes
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
please stop reblogging this my dad thinks hes cool now
WHAT IS THAT THOUGH
They’re mints and I’m loling so hard I love her
LOL Liam reaching at the end
'give me that before you hurt yourself.'